Talk About Self-Loathing
Thought you knew some shit about Adolf Hitler? Well, the Iranians are turning everything you know about the Nazi fuckface upside down:
"A top advisor to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed in an interview with Iranian website Baztab that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's parents were both Jewish and that Hitler himself was one of the founders of the State of Israel."
Apparently Hitlerberg developed his well-known aversion to the religion "because his Jewish mother was a promiscuous woman." Might she have also been the only Jewish woman to continue to give her husband hummers after marriage? The Iranian leaders have yet to disclose their feelings on that part of the stereotype.