Wednesday, February 07, 2007

F*ck Da Eagles Girl Hits Maxim

Remember this classy Saints fan? The girl whose shirt should have read Fuck Dese Titties is back, and she's sluttier than ever...

Say hello to Maxim's latest semen target. And here's a little video of this strung-out strumpet to go along with those possibly NSFW pics...

Slack Link of the Day: Where are my Libertarian friends on this? Ban Proposed On Walking While Talking, Listening To iPod.

Here's a tip for State Senator Kruger: Instead of this traveshamockery of superfluous legislation, how about stressing that everyone look both ways before crossing and perhaps waiting for the light to change? It's a fairly simple concept. Wanna legislate something stupid? Pass a bill stating how big a douchebag you are. With this kind of idiocy, it's no wonder you're a state senator. Burrrrrrn! Not really.

Slack Video of the Day: Here are four videos I shot over in the UK that may or may not make it into a future post, so I figured I'd throw them up here now: Chelsea and the refs warming up at Stamford Bridge (from close distance), Didier Drogba celebrates yet another Premiership goal, Aston Villa and West Ham emerge from the tunnel, and Cardiff City celebrating a 1-0 lead over lowly Barnsley.

Slack Song of the Day: Studio Phish, just because people often forget how frighteningly awesome Rift is -- The Wedge and It's Ice.


At 11:17 AM, Blogger ethan said...

per the crosswalk legislation - let's face it, it's time to stockpile the weapons and move to the mountains. we can even hire the eagles girl to tend bar.

At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Rashid Z. Muhammad said...

Sheesh, politicians never cease to amaze me. Pedestrians have been carrying iPods and cell phones for years now, two people die within a short time span and we need a ban?

This is the standard lawmaker's logic, which can lead to nowhere good.

At 11:52 AM, Anonymous J$ said...

wow... how did they ever find that girl? they see her on tv in a crowd at a stadium and three weeks later they've tracked her down and she has a photo spread. impressive.

At 1:53 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

you know jen sturger was in maxim too, right?

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Garrett Reid said...

As to the iPod legislation, I say go for it. I proposed a ban on boomboxes on your shoulder back in 1980. I suggested we stop letting people walk while using a Walkman in 1983. Also, I wanted a ban on using the Discman while crossing the street in 1991. This new phenomenon called the "iPod" totally has people flummoxed and they have forgotten how to cross the street. Never before have people had music playing in their ears before while walking, so we need the government to shut it down as soon as possible. I am also proposing a ban on walking with your shoe un-tied (because you could trip while crossing the street), talking to a friend while walking with 15 feet of any street, wearing sunglasses any darker than "clear," or wearing your hair in such a way so as to restrict your peripheral vision.

At 7:42 PM, Anonymous USpace said...

This man has surely lost his mind, it’s time for him to retire on a BIG FAT pension.

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
retire senile senators


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