Happy Valentine's Day...Go Fuck Yourselves
For lack of a better post, let's turn back the clock one year and take a look at one of my favorite (and only) female-related posts. It's the best I got on this thing called Valentine's Day.
I mean, I remember this snippet of conversation like yesterday:
Drunk Girl: I can't believe you're rejecting me. Nobody rejects me. Don't you know I just dated Michael Olowokandi?
Ace Cowboy: The Kandi Man? Wow, I really like the Clippers.
DG: Well, I like three things: hard alcohol, big cock, and hip hop.
AC: I can provide you none of those things. I've heard of hip hop, though.
Ahhh, the salad days, when going to Mad River was a decent idea. I can't wait to give myself the date rape drug and take advantage of my junk tonight. It's gonna be a solid V-Day without the V.