He Got Skeeeeellz, Balls on Chin
I wish I had a huge vault of reserves like Scrooge McDuck. Aside from the leisurely baths in a giant pit of Krugerrands I'd enjoy regularly, I'd also have the financial flexibility to take out 10 full-page ads in the NBA All Star Game program that all proclaim in 72-point bolded font "Timmy Hardaway loves the cock." I seen it.
The mike cut out and the video doesn't show this, but Hardway went on to express his all-out hatred for cockfighting, Dick Butkus, all books and articles by Gay Talese, both the colon and the semicolon, the Shaft movie franchise, ECW wrestler Balls Mahoney, and the One-Eyed Willie character from The Goonies. Smart move, buddy...they don't call him Timmmmay for nuthin'. At least I don't think.
Nice work by my man AJ on the Timmy graphic...
Slack Link of the Day: I think I'm in the wrong business -- I should be breeding ants: "A Chinese business executive was sentenced to death for swindling $385 million from investors in a bogus ant-breeding scheme, a court official said Thursday." Yahtzee on all counts. I mean, does it cost that much to breed ants? And if you're caught, you die? Wow. China's pretty fuckin' awesome.
Slack Video of the Day: My friend Siwook passed this Monty Python sketch along this morning, something I'd seen but had forgotten just how fucking brilliant it is. It's the Greeks versus the Germans, an excellent match-up of International Philosophy. Clever girl.
Slack Song of the Day: I woke feeling a little bit of the rock and/or roll. Let's kick it with some Rose Hill Drive -- here's Look on Yonder's Wall, The Showdown and The Guru from 4/7/06 in Boulder.