Self-Promotional Milestone: One Million
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that at 1:37 and 20 seconds, a fine young gentleman or lady from the Towerstream Corporation in New York City became the one-millionth overall visitor to the fierce playground of irreverence known as Slack LaLane.
We'd like to commemorate this event by filming ourselves jerking off to the Sitemeter (back-lit) and then watching it on a loop for the next 24 to 36 hours. It's gonna be awesome...and hot.
Many thanks to all of youse that helped make this possible, and a special thanks to the 1,000,000th visitor, who may or may not be receiving a set of steak knives and a Best of Richard Moll DVD.