Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Self-Promotional Milestone: One Million

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that at 1:37 and 20 seconds, a fine young gentleman or lady from the Towerstream Corporation in New York City became the one-millionth overall visitor to the fierce playground of irreverence known as Slack LaLane.

We'd like to commemorate this event by filming ourselves jerking off to the Sitemeter (back-lit) and then watching it on a loop for the next 24 to 36 hours. It's gonna be awesome...and hot.

Many thanks to all of youse that helped make this possible, and a special thanks to the 1,000,000th visitor, who may or may not be receiving a set of steak knives and a Best of Richard Moll DVD.

12 Comments:

At 1:59 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

I love Bull.

But I missed. Dang.

Congrats though. Now to drown my sorrows with the Best of Marsha Warfield video. Someday my collection will be complete...

Someday...

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

I bet it was Urso

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'm guessing this starts a major firewall crackdown at Towerstream. Sorry, I ruined it for everyone.

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous ScottyB said...

Congrats Ace!!!!

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger Boski93 said...

Well it is a big day here at Slack LaLane. 1,000,000 visitors and Liverpool win at Barca.

It appears Bellamy was on to something with chasing his teammate with a golf club, because both he and Riise scored.

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger Sox1918 said...

well done Ace. to 1MM more...

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger Sisto said...

I'd congratulate you, but I'm too busy wallowing in bitter jealousy.

 
At 5:57 AM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

USA! USA! USA!

(somehow felt appropriate)

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger hoobs said...

What is this "blogging" thing I've heard so much about?

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger NewmRadio said...

Congrats Ace!

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

Congratulations, Bullet. This technology has allowed you to sow your seeds of jerk far more extensively than was previously possible. Now, reap, you asshole! Reap!

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Scott H said...

Nice, your work deserves it.

More importantly, you know where to get a Best of Richard Moll DVD?

 

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