Bong Hits 4 Jesus
You know what the best part of this whole Supreme Court case really is? All these mainstream news outlets and publications have to report those very words over and over again. Fantastic.
There's just something about seeing the words "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" splashed all over the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and the Washington Post, hearing them dangle from the lips of several CNN anchors and high-profile legal tele-analysts, listening to people talk about them around the office. I mean, kudos bar to this kid -- it really doesn't get any better than combining the son of God with massive bong blows and getting all these serious people, including nine Supreme Court justices, to talk about it. Simply brilliant.
We gotta take this one step further somehow. I'd like to get Fiedler, Mulgrew, Starbux, Hoobs, Zebra, the Handstands, Fritzy, Matty Mac and the rest of The Jerks together for a brainstorming session about what other ludicrous banner headlines we can get everyone in the mainstream media to repeat in all seriousness. It might make my world complete to hear someone at Fox News or MSNBC use the phrase "Felching Mary Magdalene" or "Rumsfeld Loves Cleveland Steamers" to preface a news story. "Schiavo Fingerblasting" anyone?
What would you like to see some major news outlets print or say?
Slack Link of the Day: The New Yorker's actually got a pretty funny piece in the latest issue, The Wisdom of Children. I like it.
Slack Video of the Day: Remember that dude who lived out of his car for a week for that series of Nissan mershes? Well, here he is getting mistaken for Napolean Dynamite on the red carpet at Ron Jeremy's birthday party. More importantly, Ron Jeremy's birthday party has a red carpet? Man, that's one awesome Jew.
Slack Song of the Day: I'm feelin' a bit of the ol' Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra this morning -- here's a strong show of theirs from Brooklyn's Southpaw on 4/21/2006.