Thursday, March 22, 2007

Holy Shitballs!

I've got a ton of work to do here...sorry, folks, my employer calls.

In the meantime, let's continue with our "Everybody Beat Women" coverage. This one isn't as egregious as the dude who beat up that 101-year-old lady, but it's pretty bad nonetheless. Throw in the fact that he's a police officer and we've got some serious questions.

Still, women have come a long way since the liberation movement began. Guys get their asses handed to them constantly, and I think if women truly want to call it "progress," they're gonna have to get beat up equally every now and then. There's no way that Clinton chick will ever get elected if women are gonna cry foul every time a dude punches them in the face or the tits. C'mon, buck up.


At 3:29 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"Chicago police say they were told about the attack on February 21st, but couldn't find Abbate until mid-March."
WTF does that mean? How long has this guy been off-duty? Oh BTW, I think I can hear Proud Mary playing on the jukebox in the background of that video......

At 3:34 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

That's awesome. The dude is 6'0" tall and 250 pounds, which puts him at a body mass index of about 33 or 34. If I remember correctly, that qualifies him as being "obese" by the CDC. He probably beat her because the restaurant/bar ran out of meat products (and/or by-products).

Application for Chicago Police Department:

Q) Can you breathe?
A) Most of the time

Q) Can you sit for hours at a time?
A) Always do.

Q) Do you exercise?
A) Yes. I exercise my right to gain weight.

Q) Can you see your own penis?
A) In a full length mirror, yes.

Honestly, this guy probably ran out of gas after a whole 30 seconds of punching, that video had to be a loop.

At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Apple said...

My question is: Who are the fuckballs that just stood around and watched that beating take place? I mean he is wailing on her and the other dude is making a phoney phone call to Edward Rooney. You got to be kidding me.

At 6:11 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Women... sheesh.

Next thing you note, they're gonna want to vote.

At 6:24 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

what a bitch this woman is. she didn't even try to fight back. at least the old lady had a little spunk in her.


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