A Sign of the Apocalypse
Stock up on canned goods, folks. The world is nearing an end.
Something happened last night on The Fox Report with Shepard Smith that defies explanation: I was featured as a legitimate news source. I swear, this is not Photoshopped, this is an actual, albeit hazy, screenshot of the television in my apartment at 7:21 EST.
I'm pretty sure I've beaten the world wide web. The Battle of the Internets has ended, and I have declared myself the victor. I try not to be a huge braggard, but let me take a victory lap here, let me soak this one in, a little Rod Tidwell action.
The YouTube video I posted yesterday (as of publication right now) is the 10th most watched video on the entire sharing site, and the 7th most linked video on the site. More than 100,000 people have watched it and about 300 people have commented on it, mostly fucking morons. Gawker graciously called me a "Citizen Journalist" with great coverage and posted my homemade word "craisins" on its site. I've even licensed the video to several other major news agencies...
This is one of those 36-hour stretches that just makes no sense whatsoever. I'm completely amazed and bewildered. I'm speechless. I am without speech. So, thanks to all of youse that stopped by and read the post -- it made jumping out the window towards gunfire a worthwhile endeavor. Still craisins.