Whores In Heat
I'm pretty busy at the ol' day job here today, so let's instead turn to one of the best "news in brief" kind of articles I've read recently.
Global Warming: now it hits brothels
Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.
They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.
Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'
My heart weeps for the Bulgarian brothel owners who've been hurt by this climate change catastrophe. At least they've hired students, though ther'es no word whether these are high school or college aged students. I think I speak for everybody when I say, "Six of one..."
Slack Video of the Day: This one was all over Deadspin and the rest of the Interweb yesterday, but since I've got nothing better to post in this daily space, you get it anyway: What happens when a dunker in a dunk contest fails to clear an obstacle?
Slack Song of the Day: Some Pat Metheny came on the ol' iPod this morning, right after The Velvet Underground's beautiful Oh, Sweet Nuthin'. And since I can't find that online, here's some Pat Metheny: What Do You Want?, The Sun In Montreal, and (Go) Get It.