Calling All Internets Superstars
Do you and two friends want to make a name for yourself on the world wide web overnight? Here's your chance: Rehearse and film yourselves acting out the Virginia Tech killer's recently unearthed and horrifically bad one-act play entitled "Richard McBeef" and post it on YouTube by the end of the week. Seriously, it'll get a million views in 24 hours.
I don't even want 10 percent for the suggestion. Donate my share (and yours) to the victims' families or some other post-tragedy cause...
Jesus, this is some piss-poor writing: "...you prematurely ejaculating piece of dickshit. Sucks for you, you motherfucking McBeef." Wait, this kid majored in English? Sure he didn't major in Crap Studies?