Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Calling All Internets Superstars

Do you and two friends want to make a name for yourself on the world wide web overnight? Here's your chance: Rehearse and film yourselves acting out the Virginia Tech killer's recently unearthed and horrifically bad one-act play entitled "Richard McBeef" and post it on YouTube by the end of the week. Seriously, it'll get a million views in 24 hours.

I don't even want 10 percent for the suggestion. Donate my share (and yours) to the victims' families or some other post-tragedy cause...

Jesus, this is some piss-poor writing: "...you prematurely ejaculating piece of dickshit. Sucks for you, you motherfucking McBeef." Wait, this kid majored in English? Sure he didn't major in Crap Studies?

5 Comments:

At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And now you're what you like to call yourself a chef, what the rest of the world calls hamburger flipper."

Wow, amazing. He was like a young Wirriam Shakespeale.

zeebs.

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger K Wynn said...

3 - The number of people quoting Adam Sandler as Billy Madison.

"Man, am I glad I called THAT guy."

Ace, comparing reporters to locusts, pure brilliance. So true.

 
At 1:28 AM, Anonymous SpanishMiguel said...

"Man to man up your ass, bud!"

why can't I write dialogue that good?

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Jude said...

just my luck...

a shooting spree at Va. Tech, and Marcus Vick somehow not involved.

 
At 10:24 AM, Anonymous Benjamin Rossen said...

Wow. It's like Hamlet for Retards.

 

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