It's a busy day at Ye Olde Office, but this quotation from this article with the headline "Docs fight to save man's willy" managed to strike my fancy this morning. Fannntastic:
I couldn't believe it either. In New York we have people running into pizza places to shoot employees in the back before popping two cops and dying themselves. In London, apparently they run into pizza places to cut off their own Johnsons. Weirdo Brits.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.
And this video is awesome. That kid is back on the escalator again...