Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Man of God, Man of Hate, Man of Death

It's always sad when someone dies. But while it's sad to lose any life, a man of such active hate deserves no good will in death. I don't come to praise or bury the now-deceased Jerry Falwell, I just thought I'd note that the world lost a real dipshit today. And I'm the asshole.

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" --J. Falwell

What did they help make happen? 9/11! Sorry to see a man lose his life, but I'd like to see the transcript of his first meeting with Satan.

3 Comments:

At 3:43 PM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

He's gone to a far better place. That place is non-existance, and it's far better for us that he's there. Although the world did just get a little less funny. Gays and "abortionists" caused 911? That's hilarious. You can't make that stuff up.

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Boxcar Fritz said...

I bet god is kissing a dude and laughing at him right now.

Fuck anyone that is anti lesbian porn.

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Jude said...

his wisdom helped pioneer the concept of "the special place in hell", right?

think he's REALLY shocked by not being allowed enterance into "paradise"?

Really?

 

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