Friday, May 11, 2007

Try the Nitrous Cookies Next Time

Almost everyone missed a superb story in Wednesday's Detroit Free Press, a tale of corruption in law enforcement and the inherent evils of police power. But I don't care to tackle that difficult subject.

Flipping the Caesarian script, I come to praise Office Edward Sanchez, not to bury him. The 28-year-old Detroit cop arrested a suspect in April of last year, confiscated the suspect's marijuana, kept it for himself, baked it in some brownies with his wife, flipped the fuck out, called 911, and then was allowed to resign gracefully and quietly from the force. Now that is an officially fully.

A year later, two days ago to be exact, the Free Press ran the 911 call from Officer Sanchez, and it's...well, it's fucking awesome. The husband and wife team claims to be overdosing on some pot brownies, and you can tell it's taking every ounce of strength for the dispatcher not to break out in laughter at these n00bs.

About a minute in, Sanchez says "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do." At another point he complains that time is moving really, really, really slow. But the call is five minutes of pure bliss, and I urge you all to head over to the DFP and check it out now.

Slack Link of the Day: This has gotta be one of the better headlines of the year: "Vegas run by gays and Jews, says magician".

Slack Video of the Day: Deputy Girardin passed along this classic link of Patton Oswalt slaying Conan O'Brien with his anti-old person sex rant (and his take on those KFC bowls is brilliant).

Slack Song of the Day: Let's check out the Fantastic 4's take on Sly's In Time from 12/17/04 at the Subterranean in Chicago. If you cats dig it, you can stream or download the rest of the show from Eric Krasno, Robert Walter, Cheme and Adam Deitch here.


At 1:00 PM, Blogger Some Dude said...

That Patton Oswalt clip is classic. I caught when it was on the first time and kept telling my friends it was the best late night guest segment I may have ever seen.

At 1:28 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"My mother-in-law just got here too."

At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Jude said...

"...uncooked cornish game hen through these grey drapes..."

fucking magic.

At 9:27 PM, Blogger ahren said...

is he self-hating? cuz i was under the impression that every magician in vegas was a gay jew...

At 10:17 AM, Blogger NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Is it even possible to O.D. on pot brownies? I do have a buddy that made some in high school that his mom's boyfriend ate, thinking they were regular, old brownies. He then thought he was having a heart attack, and they took him to the hospital.


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