Monday, May 21, 2007

Well Freakin' Done, Denny

It's been a busy day here at the ol' oficina, but not busy enough to keep me from offering up this little political quiz...

The striking woman with presidential candiate Dennis Kucinich is:

A. His kid's friend that helps with campaign appearances
B. His co-star in the new documentary "How Tall Do Some Redheaded Chicks Look Next To Hobbits from Cleveland?"
C. His $499 state-of-the-art sex robot named "Roja Awesome"
D. His 29-year-old hippie wife from Upminster, England

If you guessed (D), you know more about the Congressman than I do (or you realized those other options were lamer than FDR's legs). Rep. Kucinich is indeed married to this fine, young thang, and the story about her in yesterday's Sunday Times UK is worth a read.

Among the great pieces of information you'll find out about this potential first lady: She's got a tongue ring, the signature on her business e-mail comes from Kama Sutra, he proposed on their second meeting and married three months later, and somehow, Shirley MacLaine got herself into this article.

I know I'm poking some fun here, but I'm a fan of these two finding each other. It gives hope to everyone out there, even commie dorks. Anyone else think the little guy is packin' enormous junk?


At 5:03 PM, Blogger Boxcar Fritz said...

A vote for Dennis "Pringle Can" Kucinich? is a vote for amercia!

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

It really is, Fritzy, it really is. I heard he's starring in the third installment of Anaconda.

You think Denny bought her on the lot for a bunch of garlic grilled cheese or some heady veggie burritos?

Kucinich: One Vote for Three, Two Votes for Five

At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Jude said...

for being with him, her staircase clearly doesn't go all the way to the top.
But, I'd say she's worth the climb.

At 2:40 PM, Blogger Jason said...

More pics of Big Red please.


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